- If your car’s rear bumper is held together with bumper stickers warning that your car may be unmanned after the rapture or that Jesus is your co-pilot, you may be a “Christian.”
- If your Sunday lunch is programmed to be done at 12:30 in the afternoon, you may be a “Christian.”
- If you truly believe that a bumper sticker on your car or a tract left on a table is evangelism, you might be a “Christian.”
- If you avoid the newspaper, radio and television because you’re afraid they will rub off on you, you might be a “Christian.”
- If your right arm is permanently bent into an odd shape from carrying your 25 pound family Bible under your arm, you might be a “Christian.”
- If you have a cross made out of railroad spikes around your neck, you might be a “Christian.”
- If you dislike the new music in church, you know, any song written after the 19th century, you might be a “Christian.”
- If your internal clock sets off an imaginary alarm in your head at noon every Sunday, you might be a “Christian.”
- If your favorite Sunday lunch is roast pastor, you might be a “Christian” (or a board member at some of the churches I have pastored).
- If your favorite television personality has a huge bouffant hairdo, inappropriately large jewelry and/or garish eye makeup, you might be a “Christian.” Or a fan of Lady Gaga.
- If you are more concerned with getting out of church on time than on what the preacher is saying, you might be a “Christian.”
- If you have perfected the art of sleeping sitting up straight with your eyes open, you might be a “Christian.”
- If your nose is permanently angled downward so you can look down at others with it better, you might be a “Christian.”
- If you are more concerned with those who are hurting than your own comfort, you might be a Christ follower.
- If you are praying for those who try to hurt you or despise you, you might be a Christ follower.
- If you are sincerely trying to make your life conform to what the Bible says it should be, you might be a Christ follower.
- If you are more concerned with living right than having the right bumper sticker, you might be a Christ follower.
- If your friends and family think of you as the person to go to when they have spiritual problems, you might be a Christ follower.
- If you live every day and make every decision based on the words of Christ, you might be a Christ follower.
- If your heart breaks for the people in your neighborhood, home or at work who don’t know Christ, you might be a Christ follower.
Challenging the saints because I love them… Jerry
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